"Playing the Evan's gambit is a lot like having sex. A lot of fun, not always safe, and you always remember your first time."
I am not an English teacher. xD
I agree with everything except the part of remembering. I was clearly too drunk to remember anything that night, but ofc I remember my first Evan's game where I mated Otb some poor 1800 70 years old guy
(nice quote btw :))