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@WRPeter said in #6:
> Are you a child?
@vivaanfirst said in #7:
> no
I saw that in his another post he was claiming that he is 13 years old... I wonder that nowadays 13 years old are becoming adults.
a 21st century player wakes up in chess Valhalla.

Tal asks him: why are you here if you are Vegan, you go jogging every day, you don't eat fatty or salty foods and you're not crazy or an alcoholic?

the player: I played 96 hours without sleeping before the computer burned.

the chess players of the past : d*** it, we will never understand this generation.
@Malay_Singh_Baghel said in #12:
> I saw that in his another post he was claiming that he is 13 years old... I wonder that nowadays 13 years old are becoming adults.
it was just a joke (anywyas wouldnt tell my real age on a website)
Finally people started positng jokes rather than asking stupid off-topic questions
I want to die like my grandpa who was sleeping peacefully and not like the passengers who were screaming on his bus.

It's a dark joke so sorry children :)
Me in the exam hall:

"They gave me questions I don't know,
I gave them answers they don't know"
*me while playing with a rated player in a offline tournament be like*

*Arbiter Starts the clock*

*My rated opponent asks my name to write it in the paper*

*Me zidan*
*He : Sidan?
Me : No no Zidan
*He writes Sidane*
* Me checking and telling him bro come on it's Z
He writes zidane
Me : -_-

Meanwhile the time clock : skullemote

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